OWhata

….in the form of cash, assistance, a glimmer of hope, a friend, et cetera. As the world’s first official web-curator, I need help - mostly because I don’t want to go to a job, but also because I’m going to do this blog regardless and word-of-mouth would certainly be cool.

So, consider it karma to burn - begin your Amazon purchases here, drop a buck into owhata’s PayPal bucket-o-indiscretion, advertise on the site, tell a friend, link from your own blog/site, et cetera. It’s appreciated that you made it this far into a blatant plea to validate our existence.

10 Ways You Can Help OWHATA:

1. Start Your Amazon Shopping at OWHATA .
2. Spread the OWHATA Word.
3. Subscribe to the OWHATA Feed.
4. Donate Your Cold, Hard, Indifferent Cash..
5. Link to OWHATA.
6. Boomark OWHATA.
7. Advertise on OWHATA.
8. Share Cool Sites You’ve Found.
9. Write an Article or Blog Post about OWHATA.
10. Comment.

1. Start Your Amazon Shopping at OWHATA.

This is simple: if you’re going to buy something from Amazon.com - buy ANYTHING from them - come here first and click thru to www.amazon.com. Anything you buy gets tracked back to OWHATA and we get some coinage. Sweet.

2. Spread the OWHATA Word.

Tell people that an ongoing relationship with OWHATA is not only sexually satisfying, but isn’t in anyway considered adultery, obscene or unnatural. Plus, it makes you thinner and smarter. If they still refuse, threaten their lives.

3. Subscribe to the OWHATA Feed.

Subscribing to the OWHATA Feed means never missing a post because it goes straight to your personal page using the real power of lemons, no, magic…and angel dust. You can get the OWHATA Feed via email or RSS, your preference by following the directions in the “Subscribe” section of the left-hand sidebar or going to the RSS and more listing at the very bottom of any page.

4. Cold, Hard, Indifferent Cash.

Who am I to tell a lie? Don’t answer that. Your money keeps Starbucks open, Target running, Nintendo in business…why not me? If you feel like sharing a buck or 500, I’ll add your name to the Category of Warm and Fuzzy dedicated only to my dear donors.

5. Link to OWHATA.

Again, simple. Websites get popular these days because search engines are one giant snobby popularity contest - Web people just calls it Search Engine Optimization.

If you’re a user of Digg, del.icio.us, or another social bookmarking app, link to us there, too, if it seems right. If you’re a Technorati user, add us to your Technorati Favorites.6.

6. Bookmark OWHATA.

Now this is chinstrap material. No explanation needed.

7. Advertise on OWHATA.

Contact me at wearejames@owhata.com and we’ll figure something out. Ne’er fret - I’m a cheap date.

8. Share Cool Sites You’ve Found.

Send in your cool sites and - if they’re not necro-porn, porn, animal abuse, racist, dumb, ugly, you get the point - I’ll throw them up and credit you for the submission.

9. Write an Article or Blog Post about OWHATA.

Share the story. If you’re a journalist, please consider OWHATA if you’re writing about blogs, Web 2.0 or anything else - write to me at wearejames@owhata.com for interviews. If you’re a blogger, you know the drill - love us or hate us, please write about us and throw a hyperlink on every OWHATA reference.

10. Comment.

Write comments on OWHATA’s articles, I’ll post them and people will see that the Blogosphere is more than just the world’s most stupid fucking word.