OWhata

Fuck the economy and the war and the election.  Either give me Jessica Simpson singing the Bumblebee Tuna song or ELEPHANT’S ADDICTED TO H, SMACK, HORSE…  Do they use a syringe or snort?

I mean really, folks, this is important.  Imagine the rehabilitation!  What does an elephant withdrawing from the coy yet demonic spectre of H addiction do?  What are its cold-sweats like?  What vile and manipulative things will it screech at its parent’s to get 20 bucks?  How the fuck do the doctor’s get the methadone into the elephant?

And, really, a message to you smugglers - heroin in bananas to tame the beast?  Elephants are sacred, you morons.  With parents like Shiva and Parvati, you’re playing with FIRE, SON!  Couldn’t you find some stuffed dolls to move the drugs within?  LAME.  If you’re too scared to stick a condom full of smack up your crack, then you definitely aren’t tough enough to sling dope.  Go home and watch Maria Full of Grace a few hundred times ’til you have the balls to ruin your own life.

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